Can I get a half cup of americano please?
Good choice.
I mean. I'm no coffee expert.
But I gotta say I think this place has the best dark roast in town.
Nowhere's better than here.
This is one of my favorite coffee spots.
I love stopping here and then going to the record shop down the street.
I know the one!
They all are super chill and they have a huge Down-Tempo Electronica section.
Wait... You like Down-Tempo Electronica? Me too!
Whoa! Cool!
I'm Celia by the way.
High Five Ghost.
You maybe wanna head over there with me after coffee?
Yeah. Sure.
Everyone says that Photons Forming is the Stereo Fighter's best album.
But Tryptic Lullaby is my favorite.
Me too!
Whoa, this is so cool.
Yeah, there is something about watching animals that make me feel really peaceful.
Yeah... Me too.
Whoa! This is like the worst thing I have ever tasted.
Yeah! Me too!
Today was really fun!
I've never met anyone that has so much in common with.
Me too! I mean... Me either.
Umm... do you wanna hang out again sometime?
Ye-ah!
Well... I'd really like to. But I'm leaving the country tomorrow.
I'm going to be study in Prague.
I'll give you my number but... I don't have a cellphone.
Hey! Me too!
I have an idea.
In four years. When I'm back in the States. I'll send this postcard to you.
If we are both single.
We'll meet up and pick up what we have left out. How's that?
That seems like the most logical way to stay in touch.
Here. Write your address.
I hope I'll see you in four years.
Me too.
Mordecai! Rigby!
Another issue of Fart Weekly Magazine came today.
Which I distinctly remember telling you not to get sent here!
They are flooding the mail box!
Relax man! It's natural.
Rigby's right. It's not healthy to hold it in.
Just cancel it already!
Yo. Is my tax returning here?
No. But fives. This came for you.
Now all of you. Stop eating donuts and get back to work!
"Let's... Meet... "?
What is it?
It's the postcard from Celia!
Who's Celia?
Only the coolest girl I've ever met!
Four years ago we made a promise to meet when she was still in school in Prague.
And now she's back.
Nice bro. Nice.
Yeah that's really awesome!
So when are you gonna see her?
Wait. I don't know.
I can't read anything else on the card. It's too busted up!
What am I gonna do?!
Whoa bro. Don't worry.
We just need to take a better look.
Let's take it inside.
Okay... Yeah...
Okay. So. How about...
I get nothing.
Dude what happened to it? It looks like it was in someone's mouth!
I don't know.
I can't tell with all these change-of-address stamps.
Oh yeah. I moved around a lot.
It probably got stuck in the postal system for a while.
I think the first part is "Dear... Dear High Five Ghost"?
Eh yeah. I think we got that part.
I'm... something... something... something something... You!
Best wishes. Celia.
Things were getting us nowhere!
Here. Let me try to flatten it out.
Hey there is more writing!
What?
"Let's meet between six and seven P.M. on March 20th.
March 20th?
It's gonna be an awesome March 20th!
This March 20th gets double thumbs up!
All the way baby!
It's March 20th!
Turn off the TV!
Oh sorry.
Today is March 20th.
I hate to say it but we might not be able to figure this out.
Then I'll just have to find someone who can!
These are some of the best forensic guys I know.
They can't decide for the letter. No one can.
I really appreciate you helping me out.
Don't thank me yet. While they are the best forensic guys I know.
They're also the best chop-busting guys I know.
If you want their help. You are gonna chop-bust them right back.
Hey Wes Westley!
Hey-yo!
Low fives! Gimme six!
Just busting your chops!
You guys...
So Low. What was all the clowns?
Is it circus in town or something?
Hey just busting your chops.
That's my brother High Five and his friends.
He needs your help reading letters on postcard.
Need help reading huh?
You'll try opening your eyes!
Just busting your chops!
Well we can't read it cause the card's all busted up.
Oh it's the card that busted up huh?
Are you sure it's not your face?!
That's pretty big talk come from someone who looks like you!
Yeah, did your mom dress you this morning?
Sorry short stuff, but you must be at least this tall to enter the conversation.
Alright, not bad.
Hey Wes, how you grow a mustache on your butt? Oh wait, that's your face!
Well, since you're looking out for me, I gotta tell ya,
That you should fire that lawn mower you've been letting cut your hair!
You two just bust chops on guys have no power, so they're vulnerable to chop-busting.
But really you're just a couple of disc jockeys
who haven't seen any real actions since you left the academy.
Just busting you chops.
You've gone too far!
You can't talk to an officer like that!
I mean... I... I thought...
Get on the ground, dirt bag!
Sorry, sorry! Ah is this gonna help...
Don't yourself can move!
I know sir, sorry sir!
Put your hands while I can see them.
Just busting you chops!
Alright, you got me.
You guys can bust chops with the best of them.
So, let's see that letter.
What does it say? Where am I supposed to meet her?
I hate to tell you kid, but that's the one thing we can't make out.
"Dear High Five Ghost,
I hope you remember our promise we made four years ago,
I'm backing to states and I'd love to see you.
If you are still single, let's meet at...
Blank... Brick Oven Pizza... blank... on blank...
If you don't show, I'll soon find someone else.
Best wishes, Celia."
Oh no! If I don't show up tonight, she'll think I'm not interested!
I'll never see her again!
Keep it together, bro!
Come on, man. There's gotta be something else you can do.
There're a few more tests we can run, but that will take some time.
Time?! I don't have time! It's almost 6 o'clock!
Cool it, little bro! Look, Brick Oven Pizzas are chain, there're only a few in the area.
We'll start checking them while Wes & Westley run the tests.
One way or another, we're gonna find her.
You can do it.
Yeah man, we'll help you.
Thanks, guys.
Alright, let's roll!
Why they're all chain restaurants?!
I think we got something.
What's the sitch?
We got another word... "Seven"!
Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven.
Seven? You think it's on seventh street?
There's one on seventh street I might know!
On it.
It's locked!
It says they're fumigating this week.
Ah, sick!
Now what am I gonna do?
No! Celia!!!
Fives, take it easy!
She's not in there, man.
We should wait outside if this is the place.
Sorry dude, it's just not the right one.
Guys, come here.
Alright, we finally got the whole line. She's waiting at...
Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on Seven...
Oh... oh man my chest!
Oh no he's having a heart attack! Somebody call a doctor!
No! Not now!
I'm just busting you chops!
But seriously, it's "Grain". Mama's Famous Brick Oven Pizzanini on 7 Grain.
Oh yeah!
That place is in the shopping center across town!
But there's only 10 minutes left, we won't make it with the traffic.
Guess I'd better start floor it then.
There's the exit.
How we are gonna get past this?!
Looks like we're gonna have to cut through the mall.
But isn't that illegal?
Not when you are a cop it isn't.
Remain cops in this area, routine procedure.
There it is!
There's still time, bro!
I thought she was there, but it's past 7 now, I was too late.
Guys, we found more to the note.
It says, "P.S: One of my butt cheeks gain 600 pounds and now I have to wear special pants."
Just busting you!
Dude, not the time.
Sorry.
Look, Fives, I'm sorry you...
Thanks, but, I just wanna be alone now.
We're still gonna get Pizzaninis, right?
Can I get half cup of americano?
Good choice, that's my favorite.
Celia!
I thought you weren't coming.
I wasn't sure to do it, I just wind up here.
Me too.
The reign of your clan is over!
For honor.
Samurai.
I thought we were ninjas.
I'm winging it.
Hey, this one is for me.
It's an invitation to our high-school reunion.
No way, let me see that.
It says it's in two days.
What? So soon?
We should totally go.
Why? High school is so lame, why would we wanna go back?
Well, of course high school was uncool,
I'm talking about how cool I was in high school
and how awesome it will be to show everyone I'm even cooler now.
Here, follow me.
I can't believe you have this.
What do we have here?
Activities, art club, dodge ball, jazz band.
You played tha saxophone.
I signed up late, and all the guitar spots were taken.
That doesn't explain why you took your senior picture with it.
Well, yours can't be any better.
We'll see about that.
I'm surprise you even got one since you didn't get your diploma.
Check out that photo!
Oh right, it's your big to-do list.
A parting message for all you losers going to college.
While you chumps write book reports and do Math for four more years,
I'm gonna be having all the fun.
Only jerks would choose more school.
I'm gonna do way more cool stuff.
I'm gonna meet cool people, go cool places and see cool things.
You're the ones who are gonna regret their choices.
I'll go our reunion and rub it in your face, then you will see.
You'll all see.
You're always making so much troubles for yourself.
Now, Don never gets in any trouble when he's at school.
Rigby out?
Then you have a long list stuff you said you'll do.
Oh no, did I do any thing on the list?
- Nope. - What do you mean?
Is that I can't go without doing something from the list?
- Just don't go then. - No, I have to go.
If I'm not there, they'll think I didn't do anything after high school
and I'm just some loser in a dead-end job.
I can't let those guys make fun of me!
I got to do something from the list!
Well, you only have two days, let's see what you can get done.
None of time for you to become a famous heart surgeon.
Hamboning for pope won't work.
Get picture taken while mooning on all seven continents?
That's actually really cool.
But no.
What about getting a slam dunk in the Olympics?
- No. - Killl a giant squid?
Nope.
Having the world record for the largest feet in the world
and then kicking the biggest butt in the world?
Sorry, dude.
There's nothing on this list I can do in time.
What about this? Skidive while eating a burrito?
You can probably do that in two days.
Actually, that's the only one you can do in two days.
Okay, then I will do it.
The sky doesn't know what's coming.
- This is the place? - This is the place.
It's the only skydiving school from miles.
Hello?
Welcome to Jumpin' Jim's Skydiving Academy.
I'm Jumpin' Jim.
Are you boys ready to fall in love with skydiving?
Look, I need you to teach me how to skydive before tomorrow.
Oh, I see you got the real fire in your belly.
Well, you bet I can.
So let's get you straight to the fans.
Now I'm gonna strap us together tandem-style.
That way you'll get a feel for what it's like.
I have to be strapped to you?
No one goes alone on their first jump.
It just isn't done!
Alright, let's get you suited up.
Now I know what you're thinking,
but don't look too down, son.
Not all suits can be made of Chinese silk,
real Italian suede,
and embroidered in Iceland.
But every jumper's got to start somewhere.
Dude, burrito.
Yeah, I gotta make sure I can get this right. Hit me.
Alright, here we go.
Okay. when you're in the air, you want to stay focused.
There's only a limited timeframe.
Whoa son, what are you doing?
Eating a burrito!
No!
No snacks on the fan!
Rigby!
Stay out of my school,
then stay out of my sky!
It's over. There's no other place to go skydiving!
You should just go to the reunion anyway,
who cares if you didn't do anything from the list?
Who cares?
Everyone! They're all gonna know!
I'll just be a loser who's done nothing since high school!
You know who else has done nothing since high school?
MY MOM!
Okay, for real, bro.
If you got to go skydiving while eating a burrito,
I've got this guy who owes me a favor.
What guy?
His name is Johnny, he's got a plane
and has been known to take people skydiving from time to time.
I'll take you tomorrow after Starla and I finish brunch.
And by brunch I mean...
Ok, ok, we don't need to hear it.
I just need a ride to this guy.
Alright, fine. I'll take you tomorrow right after Starla and I...
This looks like kinda shady.
It doesn't matter.
As long as I can jump out the plane, it's fine.
Yo, Johnny!
Johnny!
Huh? What?
Yo, Muscle Man!!
How's it going, man?
Oh, you know, it's all good.
- How you been? - Pretty rad.
Still doing the plane thing.
Oh! I finally changed my last name to Skydiver!
Nice.
Rigby changed his name to Trashboat once.
Stop talking!
Can we just do this?
Anyway, I'm here on business.
I'm calling in the favor.
Whoa, heavy, waht do you need?
My buddy Rigby here needs to sky-dive today.
I don't know, man.
I have to mow the runway, and then I've got this banner flying...
I said I'm calling in, Johnny Skydiver!
OK, OK, you're right, I'll take him up.
But I got to fix the plane real quick.
Alright, just about to ready.
How am I gonna make it?
There's only 20 minutes before the reunion.
Reunion? That's where I'm headed with the banner!
You can do the stunt live and skydive straight into the reunion.
Fine! As soon as I grab my stuff, we're hitting the sky!
Alright, I got the parachute to live,
got the burrito to eat, and the camera to prove it.
That should be everything.
Dude, this doesn't seem safe.
I don't think you should do this.
I mean, who cares what your old classmates think of you?
It's not important.
You don't understand,
you were actually cool in high school.
This is my only shot.
Rigby, we're good to go!
Rigby, please don't do this!
Just lie at the reunion, and tell people you did it.
They'll never know!
You know, maybe you're right, maybe they wouldn't.
But I would.
Johnny Skydiver, let's get this bird in the air!
Dude, come on!
Let him go, bor.
Anyway, the jump site is coming up,
so let me hit you with some skydiving 101.
You're gonna want to pull the cord on the right
to release your parachute at anywhere between 3000 and 2000 feet.
If your chute got tangled, just kick your legs like crazy.
You can also grab the chute and throw it away from your body.
And if that doesn't work,
cut the lose and pull the preserve cord.
What if that chute doesn't work?
You've got the rest of your life to enjoy the view.
Don't worry, you'll do fine.
Wait! You're not jumping with me?
No, man! Someone's got to fly the plane.
Who's flying it now?
Oh, crud...
Perfect!
The Reunion Hall! More perfect!
Dude, something is wrong with his chute.
Oh no, bor...
Go away!
Dude, he cut away his chute!
The preserve is his last chance.
No!
What do I do? What do I do?
Burrito!
Don't let me down, buddy!
Promise to save my life before I let go of you!
OK.
Betrayal!
Yeah! No!
I don't know, man, I think that was his last burrito.
Wait, he's waking up!
Did I make it?
Yeah, dude. You went right through the roof.
And you're not even dead.
No way I'm gonna die before all you losers check it out!
In your face!
You thought I couldn't do it, but I did...
What the...
I don't even need to skydive!
Just look how ugly everyone got!
Wait, dude, these people are just really old.
Guys, hello!
- Pops? - What're you doing here? You weren't in our class.
Oh, of course not, silly. This is my class reunion.
I meant to tell you my class president accidentally mailed my invitation to you.
I guess I have time to get the slum dunk in the Olympics now.